Thursday, June 16, 2011

Top 9 Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery

Things you don't want to hear during surgery:
  1. Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
  2. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness."
  3. Bo! Bo! Come back with that. Bad dog!
  4. Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
  5. Hand me that... uh... that uh... that thingy there.
  6. Oh no! Where's my Rolex.
  7. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived from 500 ml of this stuff before?
  8. There go the lights again?
  9. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys? and this guy's got two of 'em."
Source:http://www.101funjokes.com/top_10_lists_2.htm

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