The telephone rings and an answering machine answers...
"Welcome to the psychiatric hotline."
If you are obsessive compulsive, please press one repeatedly.
If you are co-dependant, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3,4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid delusional , we know who you are, what you want, just stay on the line, so that we can trace your call.
If you are a schizophrenic, listen carefully, and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are a manic depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer anyways.
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