Monday, June 13, 2011

Shrink Answering Machine

The telephone rings and an answering machine answers...

"Welcome to the psychiatric hotline."
If you are obsessive compulsive, please press one repeatedly.
If you are co-dependant, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3,4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid delusional , we know who you are, what you want, just stay on the line, so that we can trace your call.
If you are a schizophrenic, listen carefully, and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are a manic depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer anyways.


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