Monday, June 13, 2011

Short Ones

How do we know that fairytales are fiction?
Because the prince is always smart, handsome, single, and straight.

The question of a little girl to her dad: "If you are a male and I am a female, for goddness sake, what's an e-mail?"

- Do you speak Spanish?
- No, but I listen fluently.

I'm lost, I've gone to look for myself, if I should return before I get back, have me wait.

Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk by again?



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